This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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