Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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