hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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