I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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