Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Your penis caused this!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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