Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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