Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Do vagina's smell?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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