No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize