so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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