thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i think my tv is drunk
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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