Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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