i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Your penis caused this!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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