turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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