Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
