And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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