yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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