i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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