What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
