He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We are two peas in an std pod
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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