I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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