I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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