hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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