Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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