Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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