yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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