she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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