I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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