Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
im six kinds of drunk right now
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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