She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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