he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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