i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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