I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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