Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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