Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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