tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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