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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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