She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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