oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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