I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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