She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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