I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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