The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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