I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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