he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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