Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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