He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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