About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You were trust falling into bushes
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
