I think I died a long time ago.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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