like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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