is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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