Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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