I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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